. . . knowing the location of the nearest IHOP is a requirement for graduation. Actually, you'll probably need to know this just to maintain credibility as a college student at all.
Previously, this had a required prerequisite course of Map of the Modern World - and even that may not have been enough. I've heard of not one, but two sketchy bus routes winding as much as an hour into the wilds of Virginia in search of boysenberry-syrup goodness.
But no longer.
The G Spot is proud to present: How to Get to the Nearest IHOP
1. Take the GUTS bus to Rosslyn
2. Take the orange line to Ballston
3. IHOP is right outside of the Metro stop
Not at home in DC? The IHOP Locator is in order.
Wednesday, August 8, 2007
Getting a degree in International Studies?
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2 comments:
Er, I dunno if this was meant to be a joke or not, but Ballston isn't on the red line - it's on the orange.
nope.
was just distracted by news of the redline shutdowns when i wrote this.
good catch.
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