Slip some of these words into conversation to impress your friends or get the girl of your dreams:*
Camouflush: (n.) The unnecessary flushing of a public restroom toilet to mask embarrassing bodily sounds.
Deltiologist: (n.) One who collects postcards
Elecelleration: (n.) The mistaken notion that the more you press an elevator button the faster it will arrive
Lopelooker: (n.) One who pauses to watch their envelope fall into the mailbox before leaving
Passhole: (n.) The person who has been driving slowly for miles but speeds up the minute one tries to get ahead of him.
*The G Spot takes no responsibility for the loss of friends and/or prospective significant-others due to the use of the above vocab words.
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